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Second To All

by The Butts

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1.
Oh we'll play all our songs in the order in which they were written And we'll bore them all to tears and we'll slam a few more beers and they'll come up to us and say "You're all a bunch of fuckin' queers" Oh we'll play all our songs in the order in which they were written And we'll clear out the room cuz they won't wanna stick around and they'll say better luck next time but it's okay cuz we know that we suck oh we'll play all our songs in the order in which they were written and they'll boo us off the stage and we'll hang our heads in shame but we won't make a fuss it's just a part of being us We are The Butts!
2.
Back in the city where i come from there is an unknown wealthy middle aged man who lives all alone in a big old house in the conservative wing down on the south side still, he'd escape society to go away and hide so he heads straight for the green belt with his ninety dollar utility belt that he bought at R.E.I. he brings trail mix and beef cakes Vitamins and Myoplex health shakes yeah he's an outdoor kind of guy he's home in time to watch the daily show on his fifty inch plasma screen on the way home he stops by whole foods to pick up some organic greens he decided a long time ago to leave his wife and kids behind they never liked him much anyway surly they wouldn't mind it was around the same time that his mid life crisis hit this suburban utopia suddenly was shit so he packed up everything every single belonging and he knew just where to go in the heart of the greenbelt cuz that's where he most felt just like henry david thoreau he brought an eighty mile long extension cord so he could watch Saturday night live he fell asleep just before eleven thirty then he wet the bed and died his body was found the next night by a bum beneath the moonlight he was shipped back to the city his wake was attended by one the only daughter from whom he'd run she didn't cry as she read his eulogy "Here lies the one and only texas observer. He had his priorities all wrong. He'll never get the chance to know his daughter now that he's dead and gone."
3.
Succubus 02:26
Well I don't know exactly which planet that you came from. And I don't care, if you act like a total stuck up bitch. I can tell you got some real problems, so, my dear, I'm afraid I may have to call it quits She sucks the life right out of me Won't let me go, won't let me be And I keep coming back for more I conclude with every thrust I've fallen for a succubus tonight. You wear a mask and play it so fucking cool. But you don't know, that everyone can see right through you. You bait the line and drop the lure, I take the bite pretty much every single time She sucks the life right out of me Won't let me go, won't let me be And I keep coming back for more I conclude with every thrust I've fallen for a succubus tonight.
4.
Big Guns 02:37
homeless people all around shitting pissing on the ground i think i'll just use my second amendment right we'll all send them back to hell mother fuckers fucking smell we'll just use our second amendment right, i got the right dirt-bags scumbags trash and filth you know what to do get out your big guns and shoot meet the minutemen at the border don't let those filthy fuckers over we'll just use our second amendment right i got a twelve gauge in my home i shot the face off my eight year old i was just using my second amendment right, i got the right dirt-bags scumbags trash and filth you know what to do get out your big guns and shoot
5.
What To Do 02:22
So you're not very popular at school the pretty girls and cool kids all make fun of you the teaching staff all think you're really dumb the vice principal sodomized with his thumb Listen to me carefully and I'll tell you what to do bring some loaded guns to school and make them wish they never heard of you It's the same old story (story) I heard a million times before (times before) You stupid idiot (idiot) You never should have listened to me The building is surrounded, the cops are closing in you don't see any real way you can win you can hear the swat team coming down the hall you wish you'd never been born at all Listen to me carefully and I'll tell you what to do Commit suicide and wave all consequence goodbye It's the same old story (story) I heard a million times before (times before) You stupid idiot (idiot) You never should have listened to me Listen to me carefully and I'll tell you the truth My name is Satan and I'm here to ruin you! It's the same old story (story) I heard a million times before (times before) You stupid idiot (idiot) You never should have listened to me
6.
Milk & Honey 03:59
The moor is cold and the grass is wet the morning fog rolls in you can sense a stillness in the air the attack is coming soon but I don't know when I can't wait to witness the doom an explosion in the sky I watch ten thousand people die from the comfort of my bunker buildings crash down to the ground smoke and flames totally surround the city as i watch it crumble i give my orders to the troops they go marching in there are bound to be survivors about three hundred still remain they look depressed they've no idea what's in store for them we round them up like they're livestock most of them go into shock when we herd them onto busses there's a speaker turned up loud where you can hear my voice so proudly repeating their directions "Come with me peacefully, food and shelter (milk and honey) will be provided for you and your family, just remember, work will set you free."
7.
Well I see dumps of toxic waste Cancer cells that will mutate just to kill some innocent Kids who don't need punishment Well I see skies of gray and red countless civilians lay dead homeless people line the streets with nothing for them to eat And I say to myself, What a horrible world Well I see acts of homicide not to mention genocide A hundred years of slavery and we called it Land of the Free Guns designed to kill and maim skies are filled with airplanes swooping in to drop the bombs and finally wipe out everyone And I say to myself, What a horrible world
8.
Awesome Song 02:10
I've got the biggest truck in town and I've got the biggest dick around and i like to fly my rebel flag and i call everyone a fag my testicles are immense i like to have fun at your expense and I'll probably live in this town forever and never ever ever ever ever ever do anything remotely interesting well i hate everyone i see when kids are active sexually when the cops are so corrupt and mean and meth is obtained so easily and everyone's so fucking drunk and the bands all stopped playing punk and i really hate to sound so conceited but growing up here's made me feel kinda cheated i really ought to get the fuck out of here
9.
The high school gymnasium was full with friends and family on hand for graduation and when the announcement was made for the kids who joined the corps those brave boys received a standing O They were shipped out three weeks later to the day the drill sergeant was cruel, he always made them pay for every single mistake, and every single slip completely demoralizing each and every little shit they were referred to as every awful name useless little maggots, this ain't a fucking game but they stuck together and were able to recover and finally they discovered that they all got some itchy trigger fingers and they're just a bunch of kids they find themselves in Baghdad summer 2003 assigned to take out Saddam and set his people free as they began their mission they felt way over their heads of the 13 of them 7 would wind up dead the enemies used tactics they had never seen like using little children as protective human screens when faced with this situation in this horrible condition it's a shame i must mention that they all got some itchy trigger fingers and they're just a bunch of kids
10.
I just got out of prison you should have seen my probation hearing the parole board bought every word i said they were really feeling the bullshit i was dealing them though i still remain, oh so quite insane and they'll be sorry for setting me free cuz i don't plan on changing anything that makes me me and they all said i was rehabilitated all i had to do was pretend that i found christ now i'm free to wander murder, rape, and squander the good names of the ones who let me out and as i head upstairs i set my sights on her then i think about who's gonna have to clean up this awful mess
11.
your shallow judge of character leaves me undisturbed you tell me to get a life and get over her petty as a smell cheap as a dime every time i think of you the sun gets in my eyes and I'm not saying you're wrong but where is this aggression from? it's this attitude this "p.m.a." this band of clay telling us what we've become mommy went to vegas because she couldn't stand us daddy left to live the good life in texas while my dad's at the bar, grandpa pays his rent does it feel good to judge what i can't prevent? it was that sucker punch from a friend of mine nurturing to the grapevine that first time i drank, i have you to thank for what I've become all this fighting no more friendship no more hanging in my basement
12.
the worst band that you'll ever see lacking talent and maturity not skilled at any instrument can the crowd endure more punishment? come one come all come watch us take a fall we'll suck total balls cuz we're second to all the first band to get cut from the bill the band the others would like to kill the band that's having way more fun the opposite of second to none come one come all come watch us take a fall we'll suck total balls because we are second to all

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This album was recorded between October- December 2009. At Million Dollar Sound, Austin, TX. It took about a year and half, two guitar players, and three drummers to release this...we're lazy.

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released August 6, 2011

All songs written by The Butts, except "I Don't Wanna Be" written by Zach Psychopath. Engineered by Kent Arnold. Mastered By Stephen Egerton at Armstrong Studios, Tulsa, OK. Produced By Scott Reynolds & Nathan Holman.
Kurt Koegler - Vocals/Guitar
Jordan Johnson - Guitar/Vocals,
Chris Koegler - Bass/Vocals/Banjo
Josh Edwards - Drums/Organ.
All gang vocals & claps done by The Butts, Nathan Holman, Scott Reynolds, and Kent Arnold. Cover art - Skull designed by Jordan Johnson, painted by Julie Silverman, Cover designed by Richard Converse.

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