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Nightmare At Area 51

by The Butts

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Our van broke down in west Texas on the way to Lubbock The craft appeared, a beam came down we said "fuck it." We boarded the craft and met the alien. He said "I'm taking you Butts to Area 51." with a crooked grin, grey pale skin his eyes filled with glee the green glow from the cockpit revealed insanity little did we know, what had just begun nightmare at area 51 we set off and he promised that he'd make us a deal That was so damn good we can't believe it's real he shoved in the anal probes and we began to squeal nightmare at area 51 10 long months with probes in our butts this dreary existence ain't for us oh no, oh no no no no the alien ended up getting hooked on smack we escaped and we ran off without looking back never would we forget what was done at the interstellar shit show by an E.T. schizo Nightmare at area 51
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huddled 'round the mirror in bathroom of the club ready to do a couple lines with my best buds we walk out together, the true kings of the world there's no one who's gonna keep us down we're members of (we're members of!) the coke fiend club Let's blow our paychecks up our nose alone in the bathroom of my filthy apartment ready to do another line all by myself i use my lone star card to cut up the powder look at that, i'm running late for work a member of (a member of!) the coke fiend club my life is circling ‘round the drain
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Down You Go 02:21
That golden boy has fallen down and i don't think he'll get back up the entire town was shocked his life wasn't long enough i think the parents had it worst they'll never see their son again fucking 14 year old girls and snorting all that cocaine well, i guess this is goodbye I'll smile and wave as you go down and down and down and down they put some makeup on his face so his parents could recognize exactly how he looked while he was still alive the catholic church was full with his family and friends i was in the back standing with a grin well, i guess this is goodbye I'll smile and wave as you go down and down and down and down
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Evil ain't cool, evil ain't fun i'm a pioneer, i'm a real human i'm animated i like to eat food my heart is big and i like to fight too i came knocking at your door a million times and you laughed at me we're being invaded by south american walruses? alex jones is one of them he needs to make some dough it a 40/60 split between believer and show alex jones is one of them and he's down on his luck so he supports the president cuz he needs to make a buck what do i do lord? destroy the child corrupt them all They're freaking interdimensional invaders and i'm a little chicken necked bastard i don't like them putting chemicals in the water every day THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS GAY! Alex Jones is one of them he needs to make some dough it's a 40/60 split between believer and show Alex Jones is one of them and he's down on his luck so he supports the president cuz he needs to make a buck alex jones is one of them and he's in real need he's got a family, and a coke habit to feed alex jones is one of them and he needs to lawyer up the cash flow sure has slowed since his YouTube was scrubbed what do i do lord? destroy the child corrupt them all
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Gnarly Trash 01:51
i wonder what happened to my friend This isn’t how i thought this thing would end but man, you lost me when you informed me that the tour we had planned was abruptly canned and then you told me that those weren't my shows, but your shows your shows? you thought you'd be the hero of the scene so from afar i watched resentfully as you proceeded to be defeated by your misguided attempt to divide us now you're isolated, universally hated now you're trash gnarly trash was it ptsd that made you crazy? Did you stop taking your medication? and when you called me what were you expecting? well, now you're trash gnarly trash
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No one’s quite sure how it started We all agree that it’s totally retarded When the dead get up and move around No one’s safe, no one’s sound I can hear them at my door I can feel ‘em coming up through the floor I blasted outta there so maybe I could check on my little old lady Zombies ate my girlfriend I don’t think i’ll be seeing her face again They devoured every inch of skin I wish i hadn’t forced her to have that abortion I dumped her corpse into my trunk And headed over to andy’s party She reanimated while i got drunk Then took a chunk out of marty I could tell that he was in pain As he lie there dying and bleeding So i blew out his brains To use for my girl’s next feeding Zombies ate my girlfriend I don’t think i'll be seeing her face again They devoured every inch of skin I wish i hadn’t forced her to have that abortion Goddamn, i wasn’t expecting this to happen

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released June 7, 2019

Recorded at The Recording Conservatory of Austin in Austin, TX 2018-2019
Engineered, Mixed, and Produced by Joseph Gurkin
Mastered by Nick Landis at Terra Nova Digital Audio, Inc. in Austin, TX

Kurt Koegler- Vocals, Guitar
Kevy Bergman- Vocals, Bass, Piano, Keyboard
Nathan Holman- Guitar, Vocals
Jimmy Sefcik- Drums

Various additional whistles, claps, and hollers by Joseph Padilla

All songs written by The Butts including former Butts Chris Koegler and Jordan Johnson

front cover by Spencer Wan
back cover and additional artwork by Zach Ekstrom

Thank you to everyone we've ever met.

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